This happened today. I haven’t seen that 1 in over a year. Welcome home!

To celebrate this on-scale victory, I am going to not go out to eat, A) because I can’t, and 2) because it would be counterproductive.

I am going to not walk like an Egyptian on the treadmill at the gym and not care who notices, because I care who notices and I don’t want complete strangers to know I am insane. Besides, is Walk Like an Egyptian even still considered PC?

For those of you who are too young to know or remember, Walk Like an Egyptian was a hit song in the 1980s by a group called The Bangles.

How am I going to celebrate this first milestone? I think it’s important that I do.

I usually celebrate victories by going out and buying new clothes, but that can get expensive.

Haircut? I badly need one. My hair is terrible right now.

My nails are terrible, too. I could get press-ons.

I’ve always thought I don’t need makeup, but I have to say, I did a video self-interview yesterday for a volunteer podcast manager role and I looked so washed out on screen with nothing on my face. I could see where some well applied makeup could really make my best features pop.

PS—I tanked the interview.

I don’t know. I’ve got to figure out something. It’s been a rough several days and something good has happened. I need to treat yo self (it’s a Parks and Rec thing).

Sun Shower by Chris Cornell. I am listening to it now. It is such a beautiful song.

Treat yo self.

Don’t worry, I’m not done treating yo self. I just remembered that came on the radio yesterday morning and I didn’t get to hear the whole thing and I was bummed out. So I downloaded it to my Liked songs.

I’ve got to get rolling to the gym, but I’ll keep you in the loop about how I decide to celebrate this development.