Surgery went well. I’m supposed to be sipping tiny amounts of water from little bathroom cups, but I’m so ravenously thirsty, I want to down it all and ask for more.

They gave me this medicine that’s got me all confused and behaving weirdly toward other people. Dizzy, too. Ah, well. I signed up for this.

I fall asleep just about every five minutes.

If all goes well, I’ll be out sometime tomorrow.