I woke up with bad indigestion last night, had to go down to the gift shop for Pepto. Well, they didn’t have Pepto, but they did have Alka Seltzer. I looked at the indications on the front of the package.
“Yeah, this’ll work,” I said. I bought two packets.
I got back to the room. Plop plop. Fizz fizz. Oh, what a relief it is. Down the hatch.
They weren’t kidding. I felt better immediately.
This morning I had an upset stomach, so I took the other packet. Same thing. Instant recovery.
Forget the Pepto. I think from now on I’m just going to buy Alka Seltzer.
Off to the stores.