Alka Seltzer to the Rescue 👍

I woke up with bad indigestion last night, had to go down to the gift shop for Pepto. Well, they didn’t have Pepto, but they did have Alka Seltzer. I looked at the indications on the front of the package.

“Yeah, this’ll work,” I said. I bought two packets.

I got back to the room. Plop plop. Fizz fizz. Oh, what a relief it is. Down the hatch.

They weren’t kidding. I felt better immediately.

This morning I had an upset stomach, so I took the other packet. Same thing. Instant recovery.

Forget the Pepto. I think from now on I’m just going to buy Alka Seltzer.

Off to the stores.