Waiting at Dunkin

Long line. Masshole in front of me didn’t read the mobile lane merging sign, got out of his car, started yelling at the merger in front of him.

I’m a Masshole, too. Born and raised. But we already discussed this.

I’m hungry, but I’m only getting my usual few sips of an iced coffee. Hungry because I had breakfast at 4:00.

My turn next.