Yeah, I wear dark, thickish-framed glasses, and I’ve got a kind of librarian thing going on. But don’t let the bookish look fool you.
That’s right, I am even smarter than I appear to be.
So don’t mess with me.
I know when I’m being bamboozled. I am highly attuned to shenanigans.
Do not try to throw me off your scent.
I’ve already got your number, sweetie. I’ve got you.
Have a nice lunch 😉