You wanna know why? Because the previous picture is a lie, friends. A facsimile of a sham, a fib, a falsehood.
It was taken by Desmond in 2018, when I was much thinner.
Not so much a lie as a relic, I guess. Ancient artifact.
Did I replace it with a more recent picture? Nope! That’s never happening. Instead, I replaced the previous antique with an even older photo, circa 1979-80. My Aunt Leenie is holding me. I think we’re at my grandmother’s house.
Anyway, that’s all. I replaced a vintage photo with an even more vintage photo to continue to skirt the truth, but in a cuter and more creative way.
Nah, But…Yeah. The Truth About Leah Taylor 