Pain in the…?

So ladies, do you ever experience boob pain? It’s probably really gas and/ or stomach upset, but it feels like it’s located directly in my left breast. And all I want to do is lay down on it.

When I was a little girl, and felt pain in the area my breasts would eventually be, I don’t know why, but that almost always seemed to help.

I’m sorry, men. I know this is TMI. But it could be worse, right? Like, I could be talking about…I dunno, the shits, or something.