Happy to See Me?

Here’s the cost of trying to look good and be physically fit.

First, some background: I’m wearing a dress without pockets, but I want my phone on me. My phone acts as my pedometer and my WW app converts my steps into activity points.

Previously, I had stored my phone in my bra; however, I found that painful. And I get too hot to wear my sweater, which has pockets.

So I tried concealing my phone in my tights, just below my waist. Yay, this is going to work! I thought.

Yeah, not so much.

I was called to the register, and ringing for a while when I began to feel uncomfortable in the area I’d stashed my phone. I looked down. The phone had ridden up and was now sticking halfway out the top of my tights, protruding from my dress and pitching a tent. Luckily, I think I might have been the only person who actually saw my giant phone boner. Quickly, I shoved it back down my tights.

Needless to say, I’m wearing my sweater now. And roasting.

I guess the lesson here is, if I want my pedometer, ALWAYS HAVE POCKETS.