Go Away, or I Shall Taunt You a Second Time!

Analytics has turned out to be a mixed blessing. While it’s given me some information I was looking for, it’s also now telling me some things I didn’t necessarily want to know.

Like, why is a certain, old acquaintance visiting my blog? In all the years we had the misfortune of sharing a building, we were never, ever friends. We didn’t even get along. In fact, you might say we were polar opposites.

What interest could she possibly have in my writing? Is she plotting my demise? Not again!

You need a level of intellectual sophistication, I think, and a certain, refined sense of humor to appreciate my work. I knew her well enough and, in my estimation, she didn’t really have those qualities.

I don’t want to privatize. It’s harder to attract new followers. Of course, I should be using more SEO than I do, too. Lately, I am in such a fever to get it out there that I forgo the tags, thinking I’ll eventually circle back and add them in later. I rarely do. But I digress.

Anyway, I’m not trying to be mean or snobbish…Acquaintance, but please creep on someone else’s blog. Knowing you’re lurking feels invasive, and makes me uncomfortable. I’m afraid it will affect my work. Look, it already has!

I mean, seriously, why are you even reading my stuff? No, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.

Please, just go. Don’t come back. Thank you in advance.

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